Milk spilled all over the floor…
Me: Which one of you dumped out your milk?
Gracie: JOHN SHEA!
JS: (Look of surprise and shock) No, no no no!
Me: Gracie, did you do it?
Gracie: (Belly laughing) Yeah, Mama. I do it.
After telling her not to do something…
Me: What do you say?
Gracie: Peeeeasse!
Me: Haha, no… You say, yes ma’am.
Gracie. Oh yeah! YES MAN!
Grace comes over to me sans her diaper and pants…
Gracie: Mama, peease kiss my butt.
Me: …… What did you say !?
Gracie: My butt! I need you to kiss it!
Me:
Gracie: Mammmmaa. I fall. I hurt it. Pease pease kiss it. Right here, Mama.
In the middle of the grocery store.. at church.. in front of all our neighbors.. pretty much all day every day…
Gracie: Mama! BITCH!!! GO!!!
(Even louder now) BIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!
(It took me the first few times to realize she was saying “beach” !)
Mary-Katherine says
The kiss my butt line has me cracking up! I love that you share these, kids really say the funniest things! Growing up we kept a journal of the things my little sister would say because she was so hilarious and we pull it out from time to time and still get good laughs from it!
xo Mary-Katherine
http://www.goldhattedlover.com
Amanda says
Haha. They really do!! I need to get better at writing them down because every single day I am just cracking up – or trying my hardest not to burst out laughing when i’m trying to discipline one of them! I love that you all kept a journal – that is giving me the push I needed to start using theirs more!
Rebecca VanDeMark says
Okay the last two… DYING. hahahaha!!!!!
Amanda says
Haha … so so good.
Katie Cook says
Hahahah this is awesome!! Kiss my butt….hahahah!! Oh Gracie. Where do you live again friend? Is it NC or SC? we want to come visit you…Avonlea and Georgia need to be pen pals:) xoxo
Amanda says
in Eastern NC!! Oh we would love it if you come to visit!!
brittany says
omg and this is seriously why two is the best age ever!!!! i wanna go to the bitch, too, gracie!!!
Amanda says
Haha! It’s such a great age minus the CRAZY tantrums!! 😉
Lanna says
hahahahahaha these are amazing! Gotta love the butt one and beach one!
She is such a cutie and spitfire!
MISS YOU GUYS!!! WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER sometime this winter and just let the crazy kids play while we drink wine and snuggle by a fire that our manly men have built for us!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo,
Lanneybear
pictaram says
Haha!! It’s so cute!! I love the small stories like this. My kids always so many fun and awkward things when they were little, now I forgot all these precious moment. I wish I had written down all of them like you.